bantha_fodder: ([smallville] chloe and lex)
The Way of All Dragons (the hungriest friends remix) by Pen
Smallville, Chloe and Lex, G.

A remix of Tris' really great looooootherville drabble, for PXMIX. How handy that I couldn't bring myself to cull this icon!

She shrugs, like maybe he should go to hell for suggesting her motivations include cowardice. )
bantha_fodder: ([smallville] chloe and lex)
Each Wave Driven Ahead by Another
Smallville, Chloe and Lex, M.

This was something I wrote for Sloane a few weeks back, I can't remember why. Maybe because she's so awesome? It is Chloe and it is Lex, and it has a happy ending. I KNOW. It is also set during the high school years. I don't even know who I am any more.

It is raining right now, and this lj is looking a bit empty, I thought it could do with some further content.

She doesn't look back. )
bantha_fodder: ([smallville] chloe and lex)
Letters She'll Never Send Home by Pen
Smallville, mostly Chloe but also some Lex, M (for slightly porny, and some language)

for [ profile] sloanesomething

She waves for a taxi that never even slows down. )
bantha_fodder: ([batman] bat and his hat - monkeycrackma)
Hibernacula (the Like We Were Yesterday remix), by Pen
Smallville/DCU. Lex Luthor and Bruce Wayne. PG.

This is a remix of Hibernacula, by [ profile] velvetglove.

Lex doesn't care )
bantha_fodder: ([batman] misbehave - monkeycrackmary)
Letters Full of Excuses, by bantha_fodder
DCU/Smallville, rated G.

i do not own these characters. with thanks to resmin.

for A Very Smallville Crisis. a bit of an experiment, actually.

She's just passing through. )
bantha_fodder: ([smallville] chloe and lex)
i wrote this on the spot when sloane said she was sad and needed proning stat:

Chloe blows air across the surface of her latte. The steam rises and she glares: wishes it weren't so cold out; wishes her stupid drink wasn't so hot.

She blows again, and takes the final steps to her apartment building.

"Miz Sullivan," greets Max, the doorman. "Lovely evening out."

"Bit chilly," she agrees with a smile, and he closes the door behind her. The foyer is blessedly warm: this middle-upper class lifestyle agrees with her, occasionally.

The ride up in the elevator is brief. It stops on the third floor, and Lex steps in. "Lex," she says. "This is unlike you." She puts her coffee down on the floor.

"Well," he says. "Today I'm visiting old friends."

He reaches out a hand and presses the emergency stop button.

By the time she gets back to her coffee, it's cold.

That's not a surprise.
bantha_fodder: ([svu] things i cannot do - cupiscent)
that city down below by pen
veronica mars/smallville

this is just an excuse for a whole lot of fucking.
spoilers for s1 vmars, but it's au after that

this sort of follows on from a restaurant with white tablecloths, but only sort of. and this one is much pornier. and with less point.

most of this was written several months ago, and i found it this afternoon and decided to finish it off and kick it out the door.

Before the car can even start, before the door is even fully closed, Lex is on his knees. )
bantha_fodder: ([tww] cj and toby are sex)
OMG I feel sick and I don't want to go to work.

This post has lots of different things in it, because I'm trying to stop spamming. I posted FOUR TIMES on friday. This is unacceptable.

HP: via [ profile] beizy: GOF premiere arrivals. Robert looks like he just shagged a whole lot of people (I hope Katie was one of them).

also HP, this Time article contains the following: Radcliffe's best friend at Leavesden is, of all people--well, let him explain it: "Will Steggle, who's my--I hate to use the word, because I'll sound like a precocious child star--but he's credited as being my personal dresser. He is in actuality my best friend in the world. And he's 39. Which is upsetting, because he is so much older, and it means he's gonna die probably before me."

Smallville: [ profile] ethrosdemon wrote this thing, and it's ten parts of Chloe and Lex taking over the world JOY. part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven, part eight, part nine, and part ten.

Firefly: Jules from Pulp Fiction as the inspiration for Shepherd Book

Does anyone have any fic they want to rec me? You can rec your own, or someone else's. I'm currently looking for S:AAB (any), The West Wing, DCU, and maybe, maybe maybe, HP. I KNOW, OMG. Crossovers especially wanted. I'm not looking for BSG because I'm pretty sure I've read it all, but if I haven't then I suppose you should feel free to hook me up.

ALSO, does anyone know how to print directly onto fabric?
bantha_fodder: ([smallville] chloe and lex)
I'm going to talk about Chloe/Lex, and what I've written about them, because there was some discussion of it over here, and people asked, so.

Stuff I have written:

The first piece of Chloe and Lex I wrote was Banking on the (good)Will of Others, for someone random's wishlist. It is not Chloe/Lex, but it shows quite clearly the beginnings of their relationship, and how clearly it is that Lex holds the power but Chloe is not powerless.

Not Consolation but Distraction was a tiny little thing, another piece of speculation about how Lex convinces Chloe to even talk to him, let alone work for him.

I'm obsessed with crossovers, and Almost Free to Come and Go is Chloe and Lex in the Colonies after the Cylons come.

A Firm Grip on Reality was something I wrote because Sloane wanted to know what happened after the S4 finale.

And the thing that I am most proud of writing ever, A Restaurant with White Tablecloths, a Gotham City/Metropolis crossover. I finally finished this just last month, and I love it so much. I am so proud of it. Stupidly proud of it.

This is a list of my very favourite Lex and Chloe fics written by people who are not me.
bantha_fodder: ([smallville] chloe and lex)
title: a restaurant with white tablecloths
fandom: gotham city / metropolis
disclaimer: i do not own
please do not archive

extended author's notes at the end.

ETA: you know what? i love this fic. i have never been so proud of something i've written ever. this took me months, and i love it SO MUCH. SO MUCH.

Chloe's house phone rings, and she answers it before she realises she's never had it connected. )
bantha_fodder: ([smallville] chloe and lex)
title: a firm grip on reality
author: bantha_fodder
fandom: smallville
rating: there is some mild sexing
spoilers: for the season four (cracktastic!) finale

disclaimer: not only do i not own smallville, but i rarely watch it anymore. so, you know, if there are any discrepancies with canon, well. i think chloe and lex are shagging, so you can see what i think of canon.

this was not betaed.

for sloane. with thanks to rawles.

The sky is still raining meteors, and it is almost the stupidest thing she has ever done to run around outside during a meteor shower, but Lex leaves her little choice. )
bantha_fodder: (sudden yet inevitable - davyd)
i can't find it now, but yesterday, at the top of a list of veronica mars fic recs, was a rec for kovsky's law and order/veronica mars crossover. and i can't remember the exact words, but the rec was like, "for an author who doesn't like veronica mars, they have a great logan voice" and, "i don't know who this alex person is" and i wish i could find the rec list because OMG i laughed and laughed. you got recced, kovsky!

in other reccing news, i got recced as an aside in the leelaurabsg (whatever it's called) comm. because it's a kara/lee fic with lee/roslin undertones. now, before you go acting all shocked, i put those undertones in intentionally. because as much as lee/roslin freaks me out, the fact of the matter, lee thinks roslin is fabulous. i don't believe he's in love with her, and there will not be any lee + roslin sexing, but he respects her, he admires her, and if he had a couple of years, he could probably (platonically) love her. i think she'll die before he has a chance to (platonically) love her, but still.

before i end this section, i'd like to remind everyone about the hot hot (one true) pilot sexing that is kara and lee.

He pushes her against the wall. "We can't," she gasps as he trails a hand down her side and under her tanks.

"That's funny," he snarls, and bites at her neck, "I didn't think you were the type to say 'no,' Kara."

She scratches him until he bleeds, and fraks him hard until he hurts, until all he can feel is the pain caused by Kara.

It's not enough. It will never be enough.

He touches her again.

(okay, wow, that was totally not what i was aiming to write at all but WHATEVER THEY ARE STILL HOT)


okay. it's the twenty sixth century. everyone's in space, and the main languages are english and chinese.

chinese: simplified or traditional?

with the move towards the use of simplified characters in various locations (for example, when learning chinese as a second language in australia one learns simplified but is expected to know traditional), there are arguments to be made that chinese will be written simplified in five hundred years. however, i can't remember if, on the mainland, it is simplifed or traditional being taught. i always get that mixed up. i think it's simplified in china and traditional in taiwan. anyway, my brief argument is that if simplified is being used in china, then surely that's what will get exported as the world departs from earth.

this question inspired by this post: they're pretty enough but let's face it, are people really going to waste time writing traditional when they don't have to? (also, omg, some of them don't make sense! but that's another story for another time. and ignore my icon in which i use the wrong 'or' and haven't had a chance to make a new one)


i haven't seen the firefly movie yet, and it feels like everyone else in the whole world has. i am very jealous.


One day I'll finish this story:

Lois kisses her cheek. "Are you sure we can't drop you home?"

"No," says Chloe, and grins. "I like walking. Keeps me young."

Lois laughs, and squeezes her hand. "Okay," she says.

"Chloe," says Clark in farewell, and it is the first time he has said her name all night.

Clark knows.

As Clark and Lois round the corner in the distance looking for their car - Clark and Lois are young, fresh, impetuous, and don't frequent establishments with valets - a limo pulls up beside her. The door opens before it comes to a complete stop, and Chloe does not have to look once to know who it is.

"Have fun?" Lex asks, and over his shoulder through the back windscreen she meets Clark's eyes.

Lex turns. "Ah," he says mildly, and waves.

He turns back and moves so she can no longer see Clark.

"Have fun?" he repeats.

"Yeah," she spits. "It was great."


i baked a chocolate cake last night, using a new recipe because i didn't have very much butter. it was a very nice cake.
bantha_fodder: (aliens in the diner)
Okay. Okay.

1. What episode of Smallville is it with, like, some trial thingy or formal event or something, and it's got Chloe in a suit. And Lex in a suit. And it's at the end of season three (that's the season where she gets blown up, yeah?). OMG can you tell I don't actually watch Smallville?

2. I watched a movie with Shiri Appleby in it last week. It's called 'A Time For Dancing' and it was made in 2000 and also stars Larissa Oleynik. All of this is irrelevant. What I need to tell you is that, in this movie, filmed whilst Shiri was still on Roswell, Shiri played a teenager who wrote in her diary, gave voiceovers, was a waitress and followed her best friend around, and the best thing was Shiri. She was the best thing in this movie, even though she essentially was playing Liz again. I KID YOU NOT.

3. Apparently I can't remember how to use the English language in its correct manner. WHATEVER.

4. [ profile] pogrebin, who is AMAZING, wrote a small Gaius and Tom Zarek thing. And you should all read it.

5. It's not that I don't care. I do, I promise. I keep reading things and trying not to cry. But I have nothing to say, plus, how much did it shit me when people talked about the tsunami that didn't have anything to do with it? And, like, I'm going to be posting pictures eventually of my trip to Malaysia to visit my family, and you should see the devastation right near where they all live. And, just, that was so close to me, and so big to me, that I don't WANT to talk about this that's happening now. Because I don't have the right, and I don't have anything to say. Okay. Did that make sense? I hope so.

6. Okay. Back to work. Working two jobs is HARD.

ETA: 7. Anonymous, by [ profile] jennyo. A TCP thingy for BSG.
bantha_fodder: (shane and coop - tshirtgirl)
double drabbles for [ profile] zeplum's birthday. written right now because I FORGOT OMG SORRY I STILL LOVE YOU.

Chloe and Lex against the world )

Miss Parker and Jarod )

There might be more drabbles later, but for now I have to go to bed. Much love to that Kathe person.
bantha_fodder: (old habits - stars_like_dust)
Okay. There's totally no fic here. This is just all pretension masquerading as ficlets. There are no spoilers in this post for any of these fandoms

Kara and Lee ARE sex )


Lex will take over the world, and will drag Chloe along for the ride )


Parvati and Lavender are friends )


and finally, just for sloane, some Emma Thompson/Alan Rickman )
bantha_fodder: (mr tumnus runs like the wind - sloanesom)
title: almost free to come and go
author: pen
fandom(s): BSG/Smallville
spoilers: vaguely for KLG, none for smallville
disclaimer: i don't own

an unbeta-ed Smallville/BSG crossover for sloane. seriously, if you're not into chloe and lex, this fic will hold no interest for you. plus i'm slightly embarrassed about this one, so.


There are thirteen other reporters after the end of the world, and all of them refuse to talk to Chloe. )
bantha_fodder: (penguins - andrealyn)

title: not consolation but distraction
fandom: smallville
i do not own

this is a gift for sloane, who is currently asleep, but had a bad day. there shall be much of this spam until i go to bed.

She skims past the words but only sees the LexCorp logo. )

for those of you not sloane, this fic follows from this and this, although you do not need to read them to understand this. i put the links in simply so you can read the rest of my chloe/lex.
bantha_fodder: (things i cannot do - cupiscent)
OMG this is the worst present ever.

The end of a love affair - a fiesta of het double drabbles for Sloane because she is hot stuff <3

So I walk a little too fast and I drive a little too fast
And I'm reckless it's true, but what else can you do at the end of a love affair?

It was an accident, and he knows that. )

Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson
So I talk a little too much, and I laugh a little too much
And my voice is too loud, when I'm out in a crowd
So that people are apt to stare

'I was nearly God, once,' Emma says )

Boromir and Eowyn
Do they know, do they care, that it's only that I'm lonely and low as can be?
And the smile on my face isn't really a smile at all

“You must go,” she says, and reaches out. )

So I smoke a little too much, and I drink a little too much

It is dark in the kitchen, but Pyro follows the laughter to the back porch )


And the tunes I request are not always the best
But the ones where the trumpets blare!

'Have you considered piracy?'  )


So I go at a maddening pace, and I pretend that it's taking your place
But what else can you do, at the end of a love affair?

Olivia taps her finger on the dashboard )
bantha_fodder: (Default)
title: banking on the (good)will of others
author: bantha_fodder
fandom: smallville
disclaimer: i do not own

this is unbetaed.

for [ profile] ruedifference, for her wishlist. she wanted a drabble of chloe/lex, a discussion at clark's wedding. but it's a lot longer than 100 words.


Chloe fans herself with her bouquet, and hopes that no-one notices. )


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