bantha_fodder: ([dune] irulan gold - sloanesomething)
bantha_fodder ([personal profile] bantha_fodder) wrote2007-05-17 07:27 am

something wasn't right

I wasn't going to do this, but I just sent [livejournal.com profile] piecesofalice a TXT demanding she do this over the phone, SO:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
stabler
1. fuck, but he used to be an awesome wrestler in high school.
2. when they find a little girl, beaten to a pulp or abused until she's dead, olivia opens the door of her apartment and can't even look up at him, and his heart breaks.
3. he didn't leave his wife for olivia.
4. he's done time.
5. he wishes he could own a dog, but he's really shit at looking after things.

[identity profile] cathiexx.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
um. YES.

i think i like your canon much better. *basks*

[identity profile] mandysbitch.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
4. he's done time.

And had a homosexual relationship with a Harvard educated lawyer who was given an especially heavy sentence for running drunk driving and killing a girl on a bike. It's a love story...

(He changed his identity because you can't be a police officer with a criminal conviction)

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

:o)