txt fic - pretender

I found this in my phone. I can only assume that I text-ficced piecesofalice, and then forgot about it. Perhaps in my sleep?

Their first pretend after she leaves the Centre is as newlyweds; their second, brother and sister. They work as collegues, as lovers, as siblings, and no one ever doubts until they move into Wisteria Lane as a couple whose marriage is on the rocks, and they encounter her brother. "Ah," says Jarod, and Parker reaches for her gun. Lyle grins.

OH SHOW