not too short for a stormtrooper

these things do happen by pen
30 Rock, G

I don't know what this is. But it's for Pieces.

( She walks towards her office in what she hopes is a stately, superior fashion, but halfway across the room she hears her phone ring and she can't resist its lure - what if she's won something? So she runs, and narrowly avoids tripping, and picks up the phone on the seventh ring. )

like you're not in my sight by pen
The Pretender, Miss Parker at CNY in Penang, G

Yeah, like I'd write about anywhere else, especially at this time of year.

Thanks to Piecesof

( Parker is from a country of people who can't drive, so this isn't the worst, but it's pretty fucking close. )

steer your own ship by pen
Children of Dune, Ghanima, G

This is for picfor1000, with a prompt of this photo.

Don't own, I could not have created these, HERBERT.

Thanks to Sloaneface, as always.

Ghanima is FIERCE

( She wears the black, and carries her Crysknife, as is their way.  )

and into the clear by pen
the Pretender, Miss P, G

this was written for yuletide madness 2009 for sabaceanbabe, originally published here

prompt: Miss P has to pick between Jarod or the Centre.

(but then, doesn't she always?)

Oh Miss Parker, I love you. Thanks to CGB for the beta.

This was a last minute thing (obviously, being for yuletide madness). I love any opportunity to write Miss Parker.

( She's too old for this shit. )

The fact that I have written Star Wars twice this year is ASTONISHING.

This is a sort of a five things piece about the parts which comprise Obi-Wan. The original fic was (I think) an AU of sorts, stretching on forever into Skywalkers (including Anakin), and this is sort of that, the way Obi-Wan stretches through into the Skywalkers and back out the other side.

Stretch on Forever (the no regrets remix) by Pen
Star Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi, PG

This is a remix of 20 Random Facts About Jedi by Tartanshell. Originally posted at the Remix community here. With thanks to Sloanesomething.


( He sets his feet on the ground, and goes about his business. )

that the rainbow comes by bantha fodder
the pretender, emily, pg

written for medie for femme_fic
prompt: emily and jarod / little sister gets in the game

thanks to mah pieces.

originally posted here at the femme fic community

( Emily closes her eyes; listens for the gunshots )

A Harbour We Have Seen Before by Pen
Narnia, Susan [and Edmund], PG
adventuring across the seas in the Golden Age

for the Narnia Ficexchange zempasuchil, originally posted here
big kissies to an unstoppable army of lizzens

( Susan stands at the parapets in the early dawn light; calculates the shortest path between their rooms and the Lion's Pride )

So Sloane said to me, hey Pen, do you want to watch a show where they sort of hate each other, have sex in limos and engage in power play? And I said, WOW DO I EVER.


A Sphere in Space, Without Markers by Pen
Gossip Girl, Blair and Chuck, M for sex in limos.

Set during and after the one with the burlesque club.


( The leather is cold against her knees. )

Unbent by Mirrors, Covering Your Eyes Against the Morning by Pen
Narnia, Edmund + Lucy, PG.

Set during the Golden Age, and informed by the awesomeness of Edmund during Prince Caspian.

With thanks to An Unstoppable Army of Lizzens.

( Narnia is solid beneath his feet )

Footprints on the Other Side by Pen
BSG, PG. Lee

Yeah, I don't know. Prompted by that promo picture.

Thanks to annavtree and stars_like_dust, and to pxl.

( He snaps the collar into place; smiles. )