muppets + three musketeers

[bantha_fodder]

Serious question: Why have the Muppets never done a version of the Three Musketeers? It would be the most amazing piece of cinematography!

Of course, now the dilemma: casting!

Athos: Fozzie Bear
Porthos: Rowlf the Dog
Aramis: Gonzo

Milady: well, Camilla, obviously

Any other thoughts? THIS WOULD BE THE GREATEST EVER.

Comments

[monimala.livejournal.com]

Kermit would have to be D'Artagnan. Can't leave him out!

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

Definitely have to have Kermit! But I was thinking - maybe Piggy as the Queen? In which case Kermit needs to be the King. Kermit as D'Artagnan means Piggy would have to be Constance, which, maybe.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure there was a Muppet short of the Three Musketeers! That, or it is such a brilliant idea that it has now forcibly entwined itself in my brain as IT MUST HAVE HAPPENED.


ETA: Three Musketeers on Muppet wikia

NEEDS MOAR NOW.

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

NEEDS MOAR NOW DEFINITELY

[havocthecat]

Miss Piggy can only be Queen Anne! Because when is Miss Piggy anything other than In Charge? (Oh, God. Must resist sudden desire for Miss Piggy vs. Ms. Parker showdown while Jarod is working backstage on The Muppet Show.)

The problem with casting Constance is the fact that she dies, and I don't want any of the Muppets to die. *sadface*

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

Ah, Miss Piggy vs Ms Parker would be AMAZING. AMAZING.