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bantha_fodder) wrote2005-08-22 04:41 pm
bantha_fodder) wrote2005-08-22 04:41 pm
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[fic] of these truths [veronica mars/bsg crack au highschool]
title: of these truths
author: pen
fandom: bsg/veronica mars crack highschool au crossover
rated for sexing
i do not own these characters. obviously.
some time ago, sloane asked for logan/boomer highschool au. and it was only for private consumption, but tris mentioned it with capslock today, and who am i to deny her? i was going to clean this up, but this is the last time i'm going to be on my computer for the next week, so you get it as is.
no spoilers. for anything.
***
They get partnered together in Geography.
"Hey there, Boomer," he says, and she pulls a face.
"Whatever," she says, and draws a penis on the top of his homework.
He hands it in anyway.
Which is a first.
*
From his seat at the back of the Chem lab, Logan throws spitballs at Sharon, and takes five tries to land one in her hair.
She turns around, and a spitball smacks him in the forehead first try.
*
Karl Agathon is making out with Madison against the lockers as they leave Math. Madison groans as they walk past, and Logan wasn't walking with Sharon, or watching her or anything, but he can't help but notice the face she makes.
He knows a lovelorn girl when he sees one.
He grins.
*
He knows better than to ask Veronica for help. Or Duncan. He thinks that bitch Weevil might be his best bet, but Weevil's been making puppy eyes at Veronica for a couple of weeks now, and Logan doesn't want Veronica to accidentally find out.
"So," he says as he slides in beside her, "you got a crush on Helo?"
She looks at him, blank faced.
Yeah. His way is best.
*
They're studying in his house. Not like he needs to study - or, in fact, ever studies ever, but Sharon doesn't know that.
She goes to pee, and he flips through her notes.
Karl, he reads through the lines crossing the words out, why won't you-
Girls are so predictable.
*
The first time, they fuck against the wall. He tries to fuck her on the bed, all slow and soft because girls like that shit, but after he (subtly) places a hand on her upper thigh she jumps him, pushes him against the wall and positively tears the shirts from his shoulders.
He loves that in a girl.
*
She's happy to come again.
He definitely loves that in a girl.
*
He comes up behind her at lunch, because he notices her making eyes at Helo, and says, "what are you, a mooncalf?"
She tilts her head back at him. "What are you, a moron?" she says, all condescending tones and he wants to yell at her.
He settles for dragging her into a supply cabinet and fucking her against the door.
When she moans, he sees stars.
That Helo fuck is missing out.
*
Later, he sees her leaning against Helo's car. Helo leans across, puts a hand on the bonnet between them.
She leans towards him.
Whatever, thinks Logan.
END
OMG VALIDATE THIS CRACK PAIRING.
author: pen
fandom: bsg/veronica mars crack highschool au crossover
rated for sexing
i do not own these characters. obviously.
some time ago, sloane asked for logan/boomer highschool au. and it was only for private consumption, but tris mentioned it with capslock today, and who am i to deny her? i was going to clean this up, but this is the last time i'm going to be on my computer for the next week, so you get it as is.
no spoilers. for anything.
***
They get partnered together in Geography.
"Hey there, Boomer," he says, and she pulls a face.
"Whatever," she says, and draws a penis on the top of his homework.
He hands it in anyway.
Which is a first.
*
From his seat at the back of the Chem lab, Logan throws spitballs at Sharon, and takes five tries to land one in her hair.
She turns around, and a spitball smacks him in the forehead first try.
*
Karl Agathon is making out with Madison against the lockers as they leave Math. Madison groans as they walk past, and Logan wasn't walking with Sharon, or watching her or anything, but he can't help but notice the face she makes.
He knows a lovelorn girl when he sees one.
He grins.
*
He knows better than to ask Veronica for help. Or Duncan. He thinks that bitch Weevil might be his best bet, but Weevil's been making puppy eyes at Veronica for a couple of weeks now, and Logan doesn't want Veronica to accidentally find out.
"So," he says as he slides in beside her, "you got a crush on Helo?"
She looks at him, blank faced.
Yeah. His way is best.
*
They're studying in his house. Not like he needs to study - or, in fact, ever studies ever, but Sharon doesn't know that.
She goes to pee, and he flips through her notes.
Karl, he reads through the lines crossing the words out, why won't you-
Girls are so predictable.
*
The first time, they fuck against the wall. He tries to fuck her on the bed, all slow and soft because girls like that shit, but after he (subtly) places a hand on her upper thigh she jumps him, pushes him against the wall and positively tears the shirts from his shoulders.
He loves that in a girl.
*
She's happy to come again.
He definitely loves that in a girl.
*
He comes up behind her at lunch, because he notices her making eyes at Helo, and says, "what are you, a mooncalf?"
She tilts her head back at him. "What are you, a moron?" she says, all condescending tones and he wants to yell at her.
He settles for dragging her into a supply cabinet and fucking her against the door.
When she moans, he sees stars.
That Helo fuck is missing out.
*
Later, he sees her leaning against Helo's car. Helo leans across, puts a hand on the bonnet between them.
She leans towards him.
Whatever, thinks Logan.
END
OMG VALIDATE THIS CRACK PAIRING.
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The weird part is that this made TOTAL SENSE to me. I can actually see Logan messing around with Boomer because, hell, why not? And definitely Boomer pining away for Helo while giving Logan shit. Because Logan lives to get annoyed at girls giving him shit.
I feel these fandoms should intersect much more often than they do. *plots*
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OMG SO AWESOME. And believable. Great Logan voice.
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Omg awesome.
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