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[bantha_fodder]

I stole this from daygloparker here

Top 5 Meme (Fandom Edition):

1. Ask me for a top five list, but it has to be fandom-related. Like, top 5 favorite Jim/Pam moments (don't ask me that, because I don't have any and would have to steal them from Sloane). Top 5... okay, so, I suck at picking examples! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. IT MUST BE FANDOM-RELATED.
2. I will answer you.
3. That's pretty much it. Share this meme!

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[daygloparker.livejournal.com]

Right back atcha: top five things that never happened to Parker and Jarod.

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

1. Mr Parker decided that not only would his angel become a lean, mean, ruthless bitch, but so should Jarod (except not the bitch bit. For he is a boy). So Jarod too got trained to be mean, and pretend mean stuff, and Sydney disapproved so he secretly tried to teach Jarod to have a conscience and Mr Raines found out and Sydney disappeared! Which sent Jarod over the edge, so he ran away anyway in order to find Sydney, and Miss Parker came back to the Centre to find their precious pretender. CUE THEME MUSIC.

2. The Centre stole their DNA to make awesome intelligent babies! And Jarod finds out and tells Miss P and they steal them away! (most overused Pretender trope ever) (BUT STILL AWESOME)

3. THEY KISS IN ISLAND OF THE HAUNTED. WHICH I HAVE ON MY COMPUTER ADLSKJALSDFDASF I SHOULD SCREENCAP.

4. Lyle is hiding out in Wisteria Lane, undercover because he's a red file too, let's not forget, waiting for Jarod to show himself ala mysterious deaths etc.

5. The world ends just as Parker catches up with Jarod, but she's on her own just this once and they both find it difficult to believe that the world has ended BUT IT HAS and they go on an apocalyptic road trip.

(6. THEY ARE SPIES)

[daygloparker.livejournal.com]

1. OMG THEY TOTALLY FIGHT LIKE NINJAS IN AN ALLEY AT SOME POINT, RIGHT?

2. I resisted using this one, too, but. Um. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

3. ZOMG YES I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD

4. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CROSSOVER

5. Um. UM. I have a fic that's half started that sort of sounds a whole lot like this. Except Parker's also... well, she's basically insane.

[daygloparker.livejournal.com]

2. Also, as I have already mentioned earlier, having rewatched "Island of the Haunted" we are once again confronted with the fact that since Mr. Parker, err, isn't a very likely father candidate genetically-speaking, the idea that he and Brigette had a kid? UM. UM. I THINK YOU MIGHT KNOW WHERE MY HEAD IS.

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD WHY AREN'T WE WRITING PRETENDER FIC RIGHT NOW?