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bantha_fodder ([personal profile] bantha_fodder) wrote2007-05-17 07:27 am

something wasn't right

I wasn't going to do this, but I just sent [livejournal.com profile] piecesofalice a TXT demanding she do this over the phone, SO:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Edmund


Duncan



Miss Piggy

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
edmund
1. when the first cold wind blows down from the north, and he tastes the coming winter on his tongue, he shivers.
2. peter travels into battle once, twice, three times because he's the high king, but each time peter rides into battle, each time he is injured, fear stabs at edmund. he does not want to lose his brother. he has no wish to be high king in his brother's place.
3. when tumnus looks at lucy; when she grows, and the suitors who visit caer paravel are there for lucy, and not just for susan; when she rides into battle, her hair falling to her waist, and their enemies make comment inappropriate for a lady's ears; his hand falls on his sword and he draws, for his sister's honour.

duncan
1. as a child, he wanted to be a warrior. he never had any doubts.
2. he owes his life to the atreides.
3. he wishes he was dead. living and living and reliving is shit.

miss piggy
1. she loved kermit from first sight.
2. every time she karate chops; every curse she yells and every career she shoots down: she does it for the women who aren't strong enough.
3. she donates ten percent of her earnings to women's organisations. she knows it's not enough, but a woman has to buy clothes and jewellery. she can't always have a frog around to do it for her.

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE THE BEST EVER. <33333333


I LOVE THEM ALL. EVERY ONE.

[identity profile] the-grynne.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
OH EDMUND! *loves*

[identity profile] mandysbitch.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
MISS PARKER!!!!
ext_6749: (Parker gun)

[identity profile] kirbyfest.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Shoot. I wanted Miss P, too.

So I'll ask for Sydney!!!

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
sydney
1. he loves all of his children, every single one. but jarod most of all, more than his own blood-son. he will never tell michelle, but she knows it anyway.
2. he's sorry for every lie he ever told miss parker, but he doesn't regret any of them.
3. he wishes it had been him, and not jacob.
4. he knows how to cure angelo. he just doesn't think it's a good idea.
5. he fears for his life.

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
1. she longs for a cigarette, every single fucking day.
2. she speaks five languages fluently.
3. she misses thomas.
4. she spent a number of her college years drinking and shagging, but she doesn't care for that sort of thing now, not really. she just pretends because she can.
5. she's in love with jarod, and she knows it. and she hates it. (her brother knows it, too)

[identity profile] flaifire.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Irulan, Stilgar, or Ghanima?

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Irulan
1. she could have loved feyd.
2. when she watches the twins, she feels love for them: she wants to protect them, to shelter them and to teach them, but she does not pretend, even for a minute, that they need anything from her. they are self-sufficient, and they do not need her, though she wishes they did.
3. when duncan idaho wakes for the third time, he opens his eyes and she is there to greet him with a smile. this is not a coincidence.

ghanima
1. she would have killed farad'n.
2. she knows it's wrong, but she loves the feel of her brother's skin.
3. she is more than just a spoil of any man's war.

[identity profile] flaifire.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! You're amazing, they're so wonderful! *loves*
ext_18985: (billy)

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Billy Keikeya.

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
billy keikeya
1. when he was a kid, he wanted to save the world.
2. even though it was the end of the world, even though they were thrown together by fate and circumstance and a lack of anyone else even remotely attractive in the vicinity (starbuck aside, for obvious apollo reasons), when billy looked at dee he saw someone beautiful, someone worthwhile, someone he could really love. it really cut him when, at the end, she was just as flawed as everyone else.
3. he's a cylon, and he's coming back just for you, aj.
ext_18985: (glee)

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I WILL HAVE YOUR CYLON BABIES, BILLY!

*hugs her pen*

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
stabler
1. fuck, but he used to be an awesome wrestler in high school.
2. when they find a little girl, beaten to a pulp or abused until she's dead, olivia opens the door of her apartment and can't even look up at him, and his heart breaks.
3. he didn't leave his wife for olivia.
4. he's done time.
5. he wishes he could own a dog, but he's really shit at looking after things.

[identity profile] cathiexx.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
um. YES.

i think i like your canon much better. *basks*

[identity profile] mandysbitch.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
4. he's done time.

And had a homosexual relationship with a Harvard educated lawyer who was given an especially heavy sentence for running drunk driving and killing a girl on a bike. It's a love story...

(He changed his identity because you can't be a police officer with a criminal conviction)

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

:o)

[identity profile] rawles.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Birkoff!

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
birkoff
1. fuck but he's clever.
2. his favourite snack food of all time is strawberry pocky. michael brought it back for him once, years ago before it was available in america, a ridiculous, dangerous gift when birkoff was still young and michael still had a heart, and it bound birkoff to both michael and the japanese snack.
3. he didn't have a twin. he's a cylon, created by section (in conjunction with the centre).
medie: queen elsa's grand entrance (spn - spn big bang - nora 2)

[personal profile] medie 2007-05-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Chloe Sullivan

and Jarod.

If'n you want!

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
chloe sullivan
1. she loves being a journalist; knows that lois is not as good, but that lois has better luck, better contacts, a more sincere smile.
2. she has always known clark's secret.
3. she loves gotham city.
4. she knows lex's secrets, all of them: she learnt them through deceit, through bribery, through networks of people and through pushing lex up against a wall and fucking him until he whispered his secrets into her ear.
5. one day lex will be president, and either he will cast her aside or he will keep her close. she is worth so much, though, and she knows that he knows it.

jarod
1. he loves exploring, learning new things and is always fascinated by the things he missed out on.
2. he hates the centre for keeping him from the complexities of living.
3. he's had sex with more than just the two women that miss parker knows about: thing is, after he realised how it would affect her, he stopped letting her know. eventually, when he noticed the progression of cold, brunette women with hearts of gold, he just stopped, because jarod can always recognise a lost cause, even when he's recognising it in himself.
4. he has a key to miss parker's house. she left it for him.
5. one day she'll say yes, when he asks her to leave the centre. the thing that keeps him from asking is that he doesn't know if she'll leave with him, or if she'll just leave, and if he's only selfish once in his life it'll be when he keeps her in the centre, just to keep her close to him.