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bantha_fodder ([personal profile] bantha_fodder) wrote2005-08-16 09:35 am

[random] i get a shot right through

the reason why i've disowned claira is because she was committing the filthy sin of writing kara/anders with no undertones of lee. i mean, how hard is it to humour me?

and when he turns his head, he looks familiar

is all it would take, because i'm easy, but NO, she refuses to even give me that.

and it's NEEDED, because hello, four days ago she was all, "would you miss me?" and fantacising about him, so, yo.

i'm a sucker for shout outs in fic and in movies and tv. seriously, a tiny line like that, that could be read fifty million ways, can make or break a fic for me.

also, claira fails at life for not recommending byzantium at crack_van for crossovers day.

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because i'm five, you all need to stop squeeing about the extra userpics. it's making me stroppy and sulky, because i don't have a credit card and i can't find a (who does). seriously, i'm this close to ranting, and nobody wants that.

ETA: OMG WHICH ONE OF YOU BOUGHT ME USERPICS? that wasn't, you know, what this post was about, but i NEVER SAY NO TO PRESENTS OMG. OMG. O. M. G.

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it's raining, quite heavily, so it's a good thing i found the time to go to archery yesterday as i cannot be arsed going today (unless it clears up a little). it's looking pretty gross, but i might go out anyway because i had a spectacularly bad training session yesterday. stupid sport.

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When the world ends, the cards they carry identify them as Mr and Mrs Matthew and Fay Aritola, socialites off to a charity function. They're primped and preened, and asleep on the luxury cruiser Cloud Nine.

Before the end of the world, they were assassins for a covert anti-terrorist operation, but when the world ends they're free, and they don't know what to do with themselves.

When the officials come to survey what's left of humanity, he's still a self-made millionaire from Geminon, whose fortune was made in bed springs. She is still his elegant, well-educated wife from Picon. She studied fine art and literature, and such skills are of no use to the fleet. The fleet has no need for poetry or paintings, and there is no need for bed springs when there are no beds to be made.

They are never made to relocate from their lodgings, but eventually, gradually, the rooms they originally kept are reduced in number; divvied up to those that need them.

In private, he calls her Nikita, and she calls him Michael. They are not so happy with the roles they have been reduced to for the rest of their lives, but, she argues, with the Twelve Colonies reduced to this fleet of fifty thousand, there is almost no need for the most well-trained assassins in the Colonies.

He nearly smiles at this, because it is true, and because it is Nikita.

One day, Michael meets a man named Zarek, and he wonders at Nikita's use of almost.
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[personal profile] woodface 2005-08-15 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm proud of Claira.

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
If it works I'll be proud of her. But I don't actually believe in the integrity of the Kara/Anders storyline, so.

But I know you don't believe in the "fantacising of Lee" thing.
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[personal profile] woodface 2005-08-16 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in complete denial when it comes to Lee.

[identity profile] queenofthorns.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Kara-Anders ... So wrong. So very wrong. Do I have to over there and oppress the hell out of Claira? Do I?

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
FEEL FREE. I will back you up.

[identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, delicious. :) Thanks.

If you think about, a whole lot of shows can effectively be mixed w/ BSG...

Remember that SVU one a while back?

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The SVU one IS Byzantium. Which she should have recced. Because it was fantastic.

I am obsessed with things being mixed with BSG. I think it's great, and there is so much.

[identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Secretly wants to write or read a House/BSG crossover, cause couldn't you just see him in the Doc Cottle role?

[identity profile] sideofzen.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
OMGLOVE!

You need to write more BSG/LFN crossovers. I'm going through my S2 dvds right now. More!

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I had LFN dvds.

And I want to write more LFN/BSG. Because Nikita! Trying to save the fleet! And being an assassin! BEST OMG.

[identity profile] thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
hiya! came over from a friend's flist.. hope you don't mind, and OMG, yes!! please more BSG/LFN crossover!!

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi! It's cool. And yay, LFN! More people need to love LFN. And LFN/BSG crossovers.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG. Claira wrote Kara/Anders? *shocked*

And they said the world wasn't ending.

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
She really, really likes Kara/Anders. This makes me so sad.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm shocked.

Also, more LFN/BSG, pleeeeeeeeease.
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[identity profile] kirbyfest.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
::loves LFN::

::adores you::

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
eeee!

[identity profile] rawles.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
the reason why i've disowned claira is because she was committing the filthy sin of writing kara/anders with no undertones of lee.

Omg. I'm depressed now.

But I love you for writing BSG/LFN so I will be slightly less sad. But only slightly.

wtf kara/anders w/o lee has like ZERO believability

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
See, that's the problem. There is no believability.

Also, LFN yay!

[identity profile] hercircumstance.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
(((LFN)))

Good timing for a crossover. Just a few weeks ago I thought it would be great if they got Peta Wilson to come on as a new cyon or something. Skip that -- just put Nikita in the show!

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG Peta Wilson as Cylon = yay!

[identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
if i get a plot bunny because of you, ohmigod you're so dead.

[identity profile] thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
closes eyes and says a secret prayer

*big evil grin*

[identity profile] thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
what??? looks fakingly puzzled


[identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
riiiiiiiiight. that look? only works on pr reps from Creation.

[identity profile] bantha-fodder.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY! you should totally write LFN/BSG YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

[identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
starts plotting your demise