not too short for a stormtrooper

I'm feeling a bit five-things-ish, it's a rainy night and I feel like writing, so I'm currently taking prompts for five things.

fandoms i might write in: muppets, pretender, la femme nikita, the west wing, sandman, dune, narnia, chloe and lex taking over the world, space: above and beyond, the cutting edge, maybe some x-men. maybe even some LIES. you're welcome to ask for something else, especially crossovers.

PARKER AND LYLE PERSONAL SPACE INVASION AALKFJASLDFKJF


ps, Jarod is a crazy pants. HE IS A PSYCHO.


In other news, I uploaded my yuletide story! And I think it is okay. So that's cool.


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This is an offer for fic. Work has been slow, of late, and now that yuletide is in I'm coool. So, if you would like me to write something: character or pairing, fandom, prompt. No guarantees.

answers, once again, to this meme:

name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

( max evans )

( isabel evans )

( michael guerin )

( maria deluca )

( lucy pevensie )

( jill pole )

( gurney halleck )

( jessica atreides )

( st alia of the knife )

( cooper hawkes )

( devon adair )

( john crichton )

( hannibal king )

( kitty pryde )

( piotr rasputin )

( chloe sullivan )

( jarod )

from here, and here, if you're still wanting to request.

I wasn't going to do this, but I just sent piecesofalice a TXT demanding she do this over the phone, SO:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

If you're interested in participating in Multiverse 2007, there is an interest in fandoms poll here. Multiverse is a space crossover fic, and help me be able to write a DUNE crossover with something awesome (ZOMG Dune/S:AAB! HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?).

A VID: Sylar to The Pokemon Theme. He's gotta catch 'em all! This was pretty awesome, and I bet it would have been more awesome if I actually watched Heroes.

Again with Heroes, this photoshoot with Hayden and Milo is just AWESOME.

Billie Piper is playing Belle de Jour in an ITV 2 mini based on the book! She's going to be the most hysterical Belle, it'll be great.

A new newsletter: het_newsletter

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Health news from google today: "sport reduces obesity risk," "smoking in the car increases childhood asthma," and "americans still not eating enough fruit and veges."

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This month is not going the way I had planned. Does anyone have anything cheerful (fic, fandom or otherwise) to report?

velithya is going to Winchestercon, and I don't watch SPN but I'm bizarrely jealous. SCREW YOU, VEL. AND YOUR HIGHLY FASHIONABLE PANTS.

Somebody talk to me about The Pretender.

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ETA (from fahye): (no guarantees) Pick two of my fandoms and I'll write you a crossover drabble. You can request specific characters, if you like.

the pretender, dune, narnia, stick it, the changeover, the cutting edge, tortall, sandman, roswell, the muppets, mirrormask, bsg, rpf, space: above and beyond, any tiny fandom that i wrote about for new year.

This is that "summarise ten of your fandoms in one sentence" meme. If you guess it and give me a prompt, I will on the spot write you a ficlet about that fandom until I run out of words. Please play! Or I might find myself actually doing something useful on this fine Sunday morning.

1. He's not the Kwisatz Haderach, he's a very naughty boy. - Dune - AnguaLupin
2. Our primary objective: to oppress you. - BSG! by Shleeeeeeemeri - drabble: lee in the rec room (100 words)
3. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease, and then falls in love with his enemy.
4. They lived through a golden age, and then they went home. - Narnia! - guessed by eldritch flame - fic: Jill and Eustace!
5. There was that time in the Everglades I tied you to a pole and then you ended up in a cage. The Pretender - guessed by medie
6. Semper Fi, FOX YOU FUCKERS. - Space: Above and Beyond - guessed by annavtree
7. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina. Blade: Trinity - guessed by aj, whom I THOUGHT was away.
8. She was set up to lead a life of awesome trickery.
9. AAAAAAANGSTCAAAAKEES. - SVU - as guessed by kovsky
10. Sometimes, the tilt of her head and the way she presses her lips together are familiar and he feels sick; he tickles her until she laughs, and the feeling goes away.


I will admit that I did not try very hard, so only one guess, if you want ficlets or something.

It is a long weekend, and I am avoiding writing my ficathon submissions. If you would like to request a Dune related piece of fiction from me, now would be the time.

I don't mean to spam you all as much as I have of late, but I watched a whole lot of joy this afternoon. I watched selected bits of Children of Dune. And I watched Dogma. And then I watched the Ben and Kara Experience, as edited by meyerlemon. And now I want to write Stealth fic again! And you all know how terrible I am at actually having ideas for Stealth. So if you have one, tell me it! And I shall go back through my journal and work out what the other ideas were.

OMG I'm so tired, I don't think I'm writing coherantly.

Clearly, I am procrastinating re: my Remix/Redux story! It will get written, have no fear, but not just now!

This post is about two things:

Thing the First, Mirrormask, which I just watched, and it WAS AWESOME. And haha I have this half story in my head (in comic form) of unValentine joining the circus, and Helena always calling him Valentine and everyone just accepting that even though they don't know why she does it. ANYWAY, Mirrormask was like a comic book in the flesh, and SO AWESOME, and S can THINK AGAIN if he thinks he's getting his dvd back.

Thing the Second, I Will Write You Fic. This is an obligation free offer, and the lack of obligation is all on my part. If you have an idea (giving as much detail as you have imagined idly for the fic you're too lazy to write) for a fic that you would love to see, but cannot be bothered writing, you may describe it here and I will possibly actually write it for you. Or possibly not. It is JUST A RISK YOU HAVE TO TAKE. Maybe I'm just making this offer so I can see what your sordid minds dream up re: your favourite characters!

OMG I might possibly be a little over tired.

I want to write pilots. Prompt me, bitches.

Please note that this offer is only open for as long as I feel like it, and I reserve to not write your prompt if I don't feel like it.