not too short for a stormtrooper

Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman will play former lovers in a BBC Two adaptation of Christopher Reid poem The Song Of Lunch.

OMG

the lights just in sight by pen
adam lambert rpf / the pretender, Adam Lambert, PG (language and stuff).

This is a birthday present for my darling mandysbitch.

Thanks OR SOMETHING for the idea goes to Pieces of, who laughed but enables my most amazing crossovers. And SOMETHING to Sloane.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS, OKAY. There is some time mushing to make everyone more of the same age-ish.

NONE OF THIS HAPPENED


( An adventure. Excellent. Adam loves this shit. )

This icon is so old, and so ugly, but it's AJ and RS making out on the red carpet, and it will be almost the last icon to go.

until his dignity, dissolved by the wayside by Pen
The West Wing RPF, Allison Janney and a cast of drunken actors, G

I wrote this for Tris an age ago, here. Where do I get these titles from, seriously?


( When they wrap, her heart breaks )

a sweet display of nothingness (of everything) (of nevermind) by Pen
RPF, Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson, G.

This is a story about ridiculous old friends.

This story is for sloanesomething.

( She pushes him carefully into the mud, knows Sally in wardrobe will be most upset. )

An Attempt to Change the Subject, by Pen.
Real Person Lies, Daniel Craig and Eva Green, rated PG.

( When he whispers 'where have you been, witch queen?' into her ear, she laughs. )

One Stop, by Pen
Law and Order: SVU RPF, rated R.

Birthday fic for Ash, part one: Chris/Mariska. Assistance rendered by Sloane.


( She is twelve weeks pregnant when she tells him. )

two breaths backward, half a step down
narnia rpf, rated pg.
omg THIS IS ALL LIES, HOKAY?

for the delightful sloanesomething, at her request. she and i pass through random pairings and fandoms, and some of this fic will make no sense unless you are as obsessed with the children of dune miniseries as we are, but WHATEVER it is still narnia rpf. i wasn't going to post this in my journal, but someone really wanted to see it, so here it is.

( Before he can turn, he is attacked by a soft mass of little girl with sharp nails on his skin and sticky lips at his neck, and out of the corner of his eye he sees Anna, grinning madly. )

title: the kind you take home
author: bantha_fodder
fandom: bsgrpf
pairing: jamie/katee (ANGSTCAKES BABY)

these things did not happen. NOT AT ALL. I MADE IT ALL UP.

claira may have assisted in the production of this lie, but only a little.

( Jamie kisses her forehead, and they hold the pose for five minutes whilst the photographer gets it just right. )

i'm going to talk about rpf. RIGHT NOW.

1. RPF = Real Person Fic.

2. It exists.

3. If you're writing it, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HELL. Writing it, and at the same time saying that you're going to hell, is unproductive behaviour.

4. If you're not writing it, you can totally say that others are going to hell. This is a fandom certainty, a fight that has been going on for years. I've been on panels at cons about this particular argument.

5. If you are making an RPF filter, because you are OMG SO EMBARRASSED, you may put me on it, no questions asked. My first RPF fandom was five, maybe six years ago, so you have nothing to hide from me.

6. I write RPF all the time. Mostly by request, but whatever.

7. Seriously. Ask me to write RPF for a fandom I'm already in, and I'll probably do it. I LOVE RPF.

8. You guys have heard of Lotrips, right? I thought we'd finished this argument years ago.

9. The reason for this post is that, apparently, overnight, RPF has appeared in new BSG fandom, and the people writing it are totally excited but all convinced they're going to hell. AND THEY'RE NOT OKAY CLAIRA? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HELL.

Thank you for your attention.