a place you can't see me

[bantha_fodder]

I have been informed that my wishlist for this year (which can be found here) is potentially too obscure for my sekrit santas. So consider this the extended edition.

- X-Men. Rogue and Pyro after X3 (I believe I have covered how awesome this would be on previous occasions); Storm and Wolverine on a road trip; Emma Frost post X3; Kitty (and Piotr).
- The Pretender. Jarod and Parker, either directly or indirectly. Other characters, Broots and Sydney and Lyle and Sam but always with that underlying Jarod/Parker because HELLO OTP.
- Mirrormask. Helena/Valentine.
- BSG. Infidelicious pilots; Dee and Anders, after; Billy.
- Anything Dune related. The twins (together but apart, after Leto becomes a giant worm); Irulan, so fabulous but so alone; the Lady Jessica, Holy Mother (she will have her way); Duncan. Even Paul and Alia, before, or the Baron Harkonnen.
- A retcon of the final episode of Space: Above and Beyond. When they all died(/fell to oblivion), it broke my heart.
- Narnia. The Pevensies in the Golden Age; Edmund and Lucy, not quite fitting back into the world; Susan, after; Jill and Eustace, lost.
- Star Wars. Padme and Obi-Wan (pretend that Padme doesn't die). Or Padme/Obi-Wan/Anakin dark side fic (I credit Dee for giving me this obsession).
- DCU. Selina Kyle and Bruce Wayne, dancing around one another (and being so DUMB).
- Blade. The way Hannibal King looks at Abigail means he loves her; Asher and Danica were totally fucking (I'm just saying).
- TWW. CJ and Toby, in their dotage.
- LFN. Operations and Madeline were TOTALLY fucked up (and awesome); Nikita and Michael.
- REAL PERSON LIES: Karl and Miranda edition.
- Veronica Mars. Veronica and Weevil (she walks a fine line between 'reasonable' and 'crazy' but then, so does he).
- Zoe and Danny (from Spooks/MI:5).
- anything at all involving any of my OTPs (as detailed here and here).
- crossovers. OH CROSSOVERS.
- Muppets (Rowlf is my favourite).