not too short for a stormtrooper

I would love to talk about my issues with Aslan! He so strictly controls them: tells them when they can come to Narnia, and when they cannot, and what is right and wrong, and they never, ever question his word, and Aslan cannot be predicted because he's not a tame lion (as if, to be tame is wrong).

Those are my issues, in brief. I have others, but that is a brief summary.