[a, miscellany] an assortment on a monday morning

OMG I feel sick and I don't want to go to work.

This post has lots of different things in it, because I'm trying to stop spamming. I posted FOUR TIMES on friday. This is unacceptable.

HP: via beizy: GOF premiere arrivals. Robert looks like he just shagged a whole lot of people (I hope Katie was one of them).

also HP, this Time article contains the following: Radcliffe's best friend at Leavesden is, of all people--well, let him explain it: "Will Steggle, who's my--I hate to use the word, because I'll sound like a precocious child star--but he's credited as being my personal dresser. He is in actuality my best friend in the world. And he's 39. Which is upsetting, because he is so much older, and it means he's gonna die probably before me."

Smallville: ethrosdemon wrote this thing, and it's ten parts of Chloe and Lex taking over the world JOY. part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven, part eight, part nine, and part ten.

Firefly: Jules from Pulp Fiction as the inspiration for Shepherd Book

Does anyone have any fic they want to rec me? You can rec your own, or someone else's. I'm currently looking for S:AAB (any), The West Wing, DCU, and maybe, maybe maybe, HP. I KNOW, OMG. Crossovers especially wanted. I'm not looking for BSG because I'm pretty sure I've read it all, but if I haven't then I suppose you should feel free to hook me up.

ALSO, does anyone know how to print directly onto fabric?

[fic] that city down below [smallville/veronica mars] [logan. lex. chloe. NOT LIKE THAT]

that city down below by pen
veronica mars/smallville

this is just an excuse for a whole lot of fucking.
spoilers for s1 vmars, but it's au after that

this sort of follows on from a restaurant with white tablecloths, but only sort of. and this one is much pornier. and with less point.

most of this was written several months ago, and i found it this afternoon and decided to finish it off and kick it out the door.


( Before the car can even start, before the door is even fully closed, Lex is on his knees. )