not too short for a stormtrooper

I have found three slanderous lies, and they are all about hipsters on roadtrips. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT. Here is one of them if you are interested: The Gospel According to Kerouac. It is not amazing, but worth it for the line They fog up the windows (“slap your hand against the window DiCaprio style,” she goads, “I dare you,” and Joe has never been one to pass on a dare, so the next day when Matthew asks about the handprints on the window and Ellen starts humming “My Heart Will Go On,” he can only shake his head and laugh).