bantha_fodder | everything you thought you had (has gone from worse to bad) (Reply)

PEOPLE I HATE TODAY FOR BEING AWESOME (a list)

fox1013. I was whining about a poorly written Grey's Anatomy/Roswell fic yesterday, and about how nobody writes GA/Roswell. And Amy comforted me by telling me that I write GA/Roswell, but that was small comfort! So she wrote Breaking, which is SO MUCH BETTER than that Izzie is Isabel Evans thing I wrote. And OH MY GOD I HATE AMY. They liked her at the hospital. That was obvious. They liked the way she smiled and the way she handled patients and, at the mixer the week before her internship started, she could tell that at least two-thirds of the guys and a few of the girls liked her breasts. So that was good.
fahye. Out of nowhere, Fahye says, oh, I wrote BSG today. And so I meander to her journal, and she wrote PILOTS OF AWESOME, with no warning! OUTRAGEOUS. Almost Rhymes With Orange. And the fic uses titles from McSweeny's, which sounds dumb but is the best thing ever. And she wrote it in second person, which makes me fall over in joy, so. You look at her, at the curve of her collarbone and the impossible shadows around her eyes. You run your tongue over your lip; half a nervous twitch and half an attempt to wipe away the sentences wavering there – the unarticulated memories of Sharon Valerii. The way her laugh shook when she was drunk and her hands shook on the landing gears as she flashed her lights (flashed her eyes) and worried that Galen Tyrol would frown at her for leaving scratches across his polished surfaces.
stars_like_dust. I hate Claira every day, but especially after she wrote about Susan and her archery in Narnia. ALKDSJFAFLKSFF. Bound by What You Are. Susan does not store her bow and quiver in the armoury, like the other archers. Despite the protests of Peter and Lucy, she keeps them in her bedchamber, propped against her wardrobe.