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Okay. Okay.

1. What episode of Smallville is it with, like, some trial thingy or formal event or something, and it's got Chloe in a suit. And Lex in a suit. And it's at the end of season three (that's the season where she gets blown up, yeah?). OMG can you tell I don't actually watch Smallville?

2. I watched a movie with Shiri Appleby in it last week. It's called 'A Time For Dancing' and it was made in 2000 and also stars Larissa Oleynik. All of this is irrelevant. What I need to tell you is that, in this movie, filmed whilst Shiri was still on Roswell, Shiri played a teenager who wrote in her diary, gave voiceovers, was a waitress and followed her best friend around, and the best thing was Shiri. She was the best thing in this movie, even though she essentially was playing Liz again. I KID YOU NOT.

3. Apparently I can't remember how to use the English language in its correct manner. WHATEVER.

4. pogrebin, who is AMAZING, wrote a small Gaius and Tom Zarek thing. And you should all read it.

5. It's not that I don't care. I do, I promise. I keep reading things and trying not to cry. But I have nothing to say, plus, how much did it shit me when people talked about the tsunami that didn't have anything to do with it? And, like, I'm going to be posting pictures eventually of my trip to Malaysia to visit my family, and you should see the devastation right near where they all live. And, just, that was so close to me, and so big to me, that I don't WANT to talk about this that's happening now. Because I don't have the right, and I don't have anything to say. Okay. Did that make sense? I hope so.

6. Okay. Back to work. Working two jobs is HARD.

ETA: 7. Anonymous, by jennyo. A TCP thingy for BSG.

[blade] hannibal and abigail were clearly sexing

okay. i am going to talk about blade: trinity for just a minute. sorry for the multi-postage today.

i have been dying to see this movie since it came out last year. i was SO HAPPY. i love the blade movies. i know they're not so good, but they are just so much fun, and also they have kris kristofferson. i mean, where can you go wrong?

CLEARLY. OMG. this movie was a whole new level of bad, declared D when we finished watching it.

i have the following points to make (spoiler free):

1. hannibal and abigail were clearly sexing.
2. i'd say, asher and danica had an inappropriate relationship, except they were VAMPIRES and clearly no relationship is too inappropriate in such a situation
3. omg CALLUM KEITH RENNIE WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN THIS MOVIE?
4. the title of the movie should have been blade trinity: when good actors end up in really crap movies. other movies in this franchise include star wars: attack of the clones, batman and robin, and charlie's angels: full throttle. did you notice how they're all sequels? although admitedly non-sequel movies can be part of this franchise.
5. the guy who played drake is dominic purcell. apparently he played someone named seamus in equilibrium. very important question: who the hell is seamus? i cannot remember a 'seamus' from this beloved yet tacky of movies. in fact, equilibrium could very well be a part of the aforementioned franchise.
6. NATASHA LYONNE OMG YOU WERE WASTED. AND WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THAT RECORDING?
7. was any decent blade fic written at any point? i've read silverlakes. i'm going to come straight out and say i'm not really interested in reading blade, i want all the rest of them please.

okay. that's it. bed time.