[bsg] HAIKU OF DOOM

[bantha_fodder]

omg shut up my thesis is out of my hands and being betaed. this is totally a reasonable use of my time.

this is roslin/adama haiku. that's right, YOU HEARD ME. because i am in the process of writing roslin/adama fic. i'll gouge my eyes out later, after i've betaed the travesty against fiction that claira is committing.

as she speaks of hope,
he listens from his vessel
(her words are winter).

and as the stars call
she whispers into his ear,
"i miss autumn' song."

he kisses her breast;
(forgets the cancer within)
she brings summer's light.


WOO BEST EVER.

*cough* obviously i don't think that. just call it a product of my thesis-induced insanity and leave it at that. but charis had better appreciate this WORK OF ART.

Comments

[charis]

because i am in the process of writing roslin/adama fic.

o.O !!!

I am not doing glee dances, I promise!

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

Yeaah, I'm pretty horrified myself.

[charis]

I think you must have been replaced with an evil clone. There is no other explanation.

Or the thesis has utterly shattered your brain, but that's a lot less fun.

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

just call it a product of my thesis-induced insanity and leave it at that.

As long as this insanity doesn't produce baby!fict, you're ok.

Also? How tall ought a storm trooper be?

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

One day I will write a baby!fic, and it will be the best damn baby fic ever.

storm troopers are six foot, from memory, but it's been a while. why do you want to know?

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

*peeks through fingers* Er... It's the thesis talking again, isn't it?

Ummm, *points way, way up* Journal title thingy "not too short for a storm trooper" combined with my being hopped up on caffeine lead me to ask.

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

Oh! Right. It's a (modified) quote from A New Hope. When Luke runs to rescue Leia, he's dressed as a stormtrooper and, even though she's been tortured, is weak and all that, she's all, "aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"

Yes. It's the thesis talking. Two weeks OMG.

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

I had completely forgot that line! Hmmm, I think a re-watch is in order - first in... ummm, eight years I think.

*sends lots of good luck, good ideas and such*