okay STOP OMG

[bantha_fodder]

The current entries at Go Fug Yourself are PRICELESS, as always, but I
NEED to bring your attention right now to these two:

I'm
developing a new theory: that Dolly Parton is an enterprise run almost
identically to that of the Dread Pirate Roberts. So when the Dolly
Parton we know grows weary and decides to retire, she identifies a
replacement who will seamlessly merge into the life of Dolly Parton
and carry on the Dolly Parton name and brand, as if nothing had ever
happened.

and Oh,
or how about LASSOS? Should we all start carrying LASSOS? I'd like to
state right now, and for the record, that LASSOS ARE ONLY OKAY IF YOUR
NAME IS DIANA PRINCE AND YOU'RE SECRETLY WONDER WOMAN.

I apologise in advance if I've messed up any of the coding on these
posts, but I am at WORK at STUPID O'CLOCK on a SATURDAY MORNING, and
therefore cannot edit them until I get home. Hokay? Hokay.

Dear koalathebear: I work in a gym. This is a job I sort
of accidentally stumbled upon in my need to exercise lots and not work
a nine to five office job. And it's cool, except for the REALLY EARLY
STARTS and WEEKENDS OMG. I'm fit, hokay? I'm young and healthy and fit
and I'm totally ready for a nine to five.

Comments

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

OMG thankyou thankyou thankyou for posting these. I haven't been there in so long, and have forgotten how they rock! heeeeee