not too short for a stormtrooper

The Abhorsen Trilogy:
In a conversation with koalathebear here, where she briefly outlines why people should read the Abhorsen Trilogy, it occurred to me that I once wrote Abhorsen fic, and never mentioned it here. So I shall link it now: A Time For, about Sabriel and the bells and the time after Rogir. And it's not the best I've ever written (and was written about thirteen months ago), but there. I've linked it now.

The Abhorsen Trilogy is a trilogy of books set in The Old Kingdom, where there is magic and old spirits. Sabriel is sent to live across the wall in Anclestierre as a child, because away from the Old Kingdom magic does not work as well, and her father wanted her to learn and be safe. Anyway, that makes it sound lame, but the first book, Sabriel, was the seminal book of my high school years. I read it when I was thirteen, and I was obsessed from that point on with the science fiction (and fantasy) section of my local library. So. I just want to put that out there.

Narnia:
koalathebear has a whole lot of caps and also some thoughts.

Random Fandom:
The SVU valentines
A whole lot of Serenity cast photos
Jason Behr, hot and in black and white and tied down. A photoshoot.

Fic:
The One Where Ken Meets GI Joe, by fryadvocate. I think the title tells you all you really need to know.
Almost Was Good Enough, by maddeinin. Narnia. Susan, there and back again and it's so soft and sad. It's AWESOME.
Sidekick by 3jane. A DCU/BSG crossover. Roy and Lee.
Secret Identities, by resmin. DCU/Smallville. The thing about secret identities that the new Batgirl hasn't figured out yet is that they're supposed to be *secret*.

In conclusion, for serious guys, I want some Anna Nalick. I have Breathe, Consider This, In My Head and Catalyst. FURNISH ME, FLIST.

BSG:
There has been BSG Wankery. And lots of it. But the very best post of all was this one by the delightful Rawles, who, and quite rightly so, seeks to oppress us all.
This post by bijoux is a reaction to it, but you can read it even if you know nothing, because it is hysterical.

Grey's Anatomy:
The producers and writers of Grey's have a blog.

Narnia:
cupiscent finally saw it, and talks about Edmund, Susan, and the missing Aslan-and-Lucy line.
Prince Caspian is totally going to be made. YAY OMG.
Super pretty icons.
Hmm. I cannot vouch for quality: Narnian Lullabies. And tumnuslucy_fans. For Tumnus/Lucy.
Doodle icons by parsleh.

Miscellany:
This was all I could talk about yesterday: Sydney mum didn't realise her kids were gone until she saw them on the tele.
Hungry ghosts keep tourists away. I'm not surprised, omfg.
Priest ordered to prove Christ existed.
ethrosdemon on rape and non-con and being healed by the magical powers of cock.

Fic you should consider reading:
A brief ficlet of Narnia by monkeycrackmary. Susan after The Last Battle.
you don't know [...], by angelgazing. Law and Order: SVU, and I don't know what to think about it, honestly, I think there are tiny bits a little off but the whole is awesome. How could SVU fic exist that I hadn't read? I don't know.
Stowaway, by mousapelli. Firefly fic ABOUT A PENGUIN. So funny. SO GOOD.

Apparently, via sophrosyne331 and pippinspeach, it is de-lurker week. This is a good plan. Guys, I don't immediately notice when people friend me, and then when I do notice I don't automatically friend back. So TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELVES.

omfg. omfg.

i am OUTRAGED. OUTRAGED.

it was an excellent movie, as a standalone. and we'll buy it on dvd (says D). but i have no need to see it again.

i don't want to talk about it.

and now to bed. flist, i will talk to you later. and oppress you. or something.






OUTRAGEOUS.

ETA: I WAS WRONG! I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

( joss is a clever man, but i hate him )