not too short for a stormtrooper

I have a guilty love! That love is for CRACKFIC AUS. And this is a list of five crack AU fics that I read and reread all the time because they're AWESOME. Please note the distinction - these are all AUs, not just crackfic. That's a whole other list.

five crack fic AUs I love like woah

The SVU AU Game, as played by several people. Law and Order: SVU, obviously. My favourite is probably Eleison, by Kovsky.

Remembering Monsters, which is only MOSTLY AU, by daegaer. A Good Omens fluffy Japanese schoolboy AU but THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER. eta: okay, okay, I'm rereading this right now, and I just. YOU HAVE TO READ IT. IT'S SO GOOD. MY FAVOURITE OMG. I'm not kidding about THE AWESOME. Please. I can't tell you anything because it'll ruin it but ooommmmmggggg.

The Caprica High series by Tris and Rawles. As Friends, Sociability, and Nature. Battlestar Galactica characters as American teenagers.

These Desert Places, by Ingrid. Battlestar Galactica "In some faraway desert land, a nomadic people are on the run, fighting for their lives against a terrible enemy. A "Battlestar Galactica" AU Regency Romance fic." I also include, because I love them and want to save more room, Desert Wind, by Tris; Desert Mysteries by Lizzen. Oh, okay, also, some other people wrote some, but I cannot find the links! So if someone has them, they should tell me.

To Serve a Queen by tielan, a Stargate: Atlantis AU, based on the 'Black Jewels' series by Anne Bishop. Just from the way this fic was written, I am guessing that the series it is based on is hilarious and crazypants and I cannot wait to read it even though it sounds exactly like the sort of speculative fiction that I hate, but this fic was OF AWESOME. Although not written as tightly as it could have been, and although it contained some gaps in narration that I suspect would have been obvious to one more familiar with the series, I thoroughly enjoyed this.


AND NOW: please share any crack AU fics that you may have! You can rec someone else's, or you can pimp your own. I don't mind! Any fandom.

BSG:
There has been BSG Wankery. And lots of it. But the very best post of all was this one by the delightful Rawles, who, and quite rightly so, seeks to oppress us all.
This post by bijoux is a reaction to it, but you can read it even if you know nothing, because it is hysterical.

Grey's Anatomy:
The producers and writers of Grey's have a blog.

Narnia:
cupiscent finally saw it, and talks about Edmund, Susan, and the missing Aslan-and-Lucy line.
Prince Caspian is totally going to be made. YAY OMG.
Super pretty icons.
Hmm. I cannot vouch for quality: Narnian Lullabies. And tumnuslucy_fans. For Tumnus/Lucy.
Doodle icons by parsleh.

Miscellany:
This was all I could talk about yesterday: Sydney mum didn't realise her kids were gone until she saw them on the tele.
Hungry ghosts keep tourists away. I'm not surprised, omfg.
Priest ordered to prove Christ existed.
ethrosdemon on rape and non-con and being healed by the magical powers of cock.

Fic you should consider reading:
A brief ficlet of Narnia by monkeycrackmary. Susan after The Last Battle.
you don't know [...], by angelgazing. Law and Order: SVU, and I don't know what to think about it, honestly, I think there are tiny bits a little off but the whole is awesome. How could SVU fic exist that I hadn't read? I don't know.
Stowaway, by mousapelli. Firefly fic ABOUT A PENGUIN. So funny. SO GOOD.

Apparently, via sophrosyne331 and pippinspeach, it is de-lurker week. This is a good plan. Guys, I don't immediately notice when people friend me, and then when I do notice I don't automatically friend back. So TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELVES.