not too short for a stormtrooper

Look, HYPOTHETICALLY, let's say there was a certain person who was thinking about maybe getting back into PILOTS, and she had been trawling around looking for fic and was SHOCKED and HORRIFIED at the standard of fic posted in the last eighteen months, what fic would she maybe read?

Similarly, what vids would she watch?

omg. STOP.

I have OTPed myself into oblivion.

If you are online right now, feel free to use this post to talk about INFIDELICIOUS PILOTS.

I shall start. I love the idea of infidelicious pilots so much that I have a handy tag, though it appears that I don't have very much tagged with that one. No matter!

Nobody asked me for this, but I have decided to write ( five times kara and lee were infidelicious )

The Furthest Distance Between Two Points, by Claira and Pen
Battlestar Galactica, 50 sentences about Kara and Lee. Rated PG.
We don't own these characters, and there are spoilers to the end of season two.

( Once, when he was drunk, he told her she was beautiful. )

title: leave it all behind
author: pen
fandom: bsg
there are no spoilers
rated h, for some hot pilot sexing

this piece of fiction was a lot of fun to write, because it is road trip fic. with thanks to claira.

the song Lee and Kara sing is The Way by Fastball.

FOR THE PLASTICS.

( This story ends with a road trip, in a way. )

title: there but for
fandom: bsg
author: bantha_fodder
rating: not sex. ALAS
spoilers: home part two

oppression number three: by the campfire in home part two. there was supposed to be sex, but i got bored of writing sex. I KNOW OMG. but still, consider yourselves oppressed. also, unbetaed, plus i just wrote this after finishing work about two hours ago, so, uh, it's not up to usual standards. BUT STILL, OPPRESSION. i can't let you go too many days without being oppressed, you'll begin to (mistakenly) think that the world does not revolve around kara and lee. TRAVESTY. omg this author's note is too long. i've turned into one of those rambles who writes authors notes half as long again as the fic itself.

previous oppressions:
oppression number one: final cut
oppression number two: home part one

( He pauses and sticks his tongue out, and she watches him taste the water before he continues on. )

title: directions sweat under the sheets
author: bantha_fodder
fandom: bsg
rating: SEX
spoilers: final cut

oppression number one: when the pilots are walking away from the hangar and the camera in final cut.

( oppression number one: final cut )

title: when you fall (let there be no regrets)
fandom: bsg
disclaimer: i do not own
please do not archive.
spoilers: for home 2

not betaed, for many boring reasons. my apologies.

for claira.

( It's raining when they leave the tomb. )

Okay, for those of you who know the spoiler for home that everyone was freakign about and stuff, you can see it here, click on the 'video sneek link.' They've accidentally put it up, instead of the one for tonight's episode, so RUN TO WATCH WHILST YOU STILL CAN.

ETA: discussion on the video here and here and here and here

ETA2: It's gone now, but viper_8457 managed to yoink the video and has it here; dead_log capped it here

title: a litany of love letters
author: pen
fandom: bsg
spoilers: none
warning: there is a little bit of sex. and some naughty words.
disclaimer: i do not own

please do not archive

this is for sangga, with fond regards and the offer of a packet of tim tams in her time of need. TIM TAMS CURE ALL ILLS. with thanks to Claira, who was supposed to write this too; instead she wrote her own.

29/05/05

( She's done a lot of stupid things, and he knows them all. )

title: Never Be Warm Again
author(s): bantha_fodder and stars_like_dust
spoilers: None.
summary: ANGSTCAKES in 5000 words.
rating: PG-13
disclaimer: we do not own

thanks to sloanesomething for turning up at the precise moment we needed her, and betaing.

Dee calls the vipers in and Kara flips, faces the Galactica and doesn't want to land